the evening of halloween, tobias fünke and i went to go see the sounds.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
i am loving this evolution
i was sipping a café au lait at my local coffee haunt last tuesday with my friend, a german foreign exchange student named klaus. we were engaged in a rather fervent discourse surrounding a PBS documentary, which had aired the previous evening. the documentary, titled “tropical hobbits?”, discussed the finding of fossilized body parts in indonesia from a potentially new species, which are being called Homo floresiensis. the dispute concerning the fossils was whether or not they actually represented a new species, or were they perhaps just leprous modern humans with microcephaly, a genetic disorder resulting in an abnormal smallness of the head. an older gentleman who was sitting behind me, and who upon arrival had recklessly obstructed the doorway with his four-volt electric scooter, told me that he too had seen the PBS documentary, and that he could tell me exactly what those fossils were. he seemed somewhat scholarly and well put together, if you discounted the fact that his breath was noticeably redolent of johnnie walker at seven o’clock in the morning. so I leaned in to hear what the tweedy bastard had to say, and after sharing his exceptionally limited wisdom i assured him that the fossils were most likely not “moon people”.
denver museum of nature and science
whilst strolling the seattle waterfront with his two grandchildren, scanning for shells and beach wood to add to their amateur collection, herman pallifore stumbled upon something he did not expect. as they rounded the point a great beast appeared before them; a dead whale had washed up upon the shore. his grandchildren, drawn to the malodorous scent of the decaying creature, darted into the surf. before he could stop them, they had abruptly halted and fallen backwards into the frigid water, in an obvious act of repulsion. their prepubescent cries pierced the overcast sky, “grandpa! this whale’s got legs!” and as he stumbled past the waves to reach them he saw that the inanimate whale did indeed have small limbs jutting from its pelvic region. how or why this cetacean possessed small, and obviously useless hind limbs was a mystery to herman. being a lifelong commercial real estate dealer, and a somewhat religious man, he naïvely postulated that this was perhaps the devil's work. naïve indeed.
more on japanese fishing practices/and culinary delicasies to come...
more on japanese fishing practices/and culinary delicasies to come...
my uncle the detective...
haustka1506 (8:18:57 PM): hey daniel, how are you?
OperacionHenesey (8:19:02 PM): hey
OperacionHenesey (8:19:20 PM): im good
OperacionHenesey (8:19:23 PM): how are you doing
haustka1506 (8:20:40 PM): oh god...
haustka1506 (8:21:46 PM): hey daniel,,,
OperacionHenesey (8:22:31 PM): yes?
haustka1506 (8:23:12 PM): quite awkward isn't it?
OperacionHenesey (8:23:33 PM): what?
OperacionHenesey (8:23:52 PM): what are you talking about?
haustka1506 (8:24:06 PM): ah... you probably know, haha
haustka1506 (8:24:51 PM): we haven't talked to each other for while, since last summer
OperacionHenesey (8:25:26 PM): umm thats not true
haustka1506 (8:25:41 PM): it's not? then?
haustka1506 (8:27:19 PM): well, then let me ask you this...
haustka1506 (8:27:46 PM): what made you change so much from last year? hehe because you obvious did
OperacionHenesey (8:28:09 PM): jay... you ask me this every single time i talk to you it seems
OperacionHenesey (8:28:15 PM): and i answer it every time as well
haustka1506 (8:28:23 PM): that you just don't care
OperacionHenesey (8:28:29 PM): no
haustka1506 (8:28:32 PM): ?
OperacionHenesey (8:28:57 PM): everyone is constantly changing and so if youre not around someone for a while they might have become something youre just not familiar with anymore
haustka1506 (8:29:12 PM): yes?
OperacionHenesey (8:29:28 PM): if you or anyone else hasnt changed to meet myself at where i am at now then there isnt really any way to relate
haustka1506 (8:30:06 PM): then i asked you wrong question
OperacionHenesey (8:30:07 PM): the people i am always with change and alter themselves to mirror myself and myself to them. so for people not around me and my friends they dont really recognize who we become
OperacionHenesey (8:31:01 PM): and if you constantly have to ask why ive changed or ask how ive changed then you seem to not have changed at all and dont seem able to relate
OperacionHenesey (8:31:26 PM): couldnt i ask you everytime, "why havent you changed jay?'
OperacionHenesey (8:31:37 PM): "youre just the same as when i knew you before jay"
OperacionHenesey (8:31:58 PM): find fault wherever you want it but for the grace of God go i
OperacionHenesey (8:36:10 PM): ok? so what do you say?
haustka1506 (8:37:26 PM): understandable
haustka1506 (8:39:17 PM): i see, genereal speaking, how things have been a curse to mankind,
haustka1506 (8:40:24 PM): whether it will happen now or later, things will evolve around, way the nature works
haustka1506 (8:41:14 PM): i can't stop you from doing it, but i could warm you, couldn't i?
haustka1506 (8:41:28 PM): warn*
OperacionHenesey (8:42:00 PM): what the hell are you talking about jay?
haustka1506 (8:42:20 PM): just fact,
haustka1506 (8:42:50 PM): i just feel sorry that's all...
OperacionHenesey (8:42:56 PM): you're not making any sense and in fact i dont think you know what youre trying to say
haustka1506 (8:43:07 PM): maybe not,
OperacionHenesey (8:43:07 PM): sorry about what?
OperacionHenesey (8:43:11 PM): yourself?
haustka1506 (8:43:17 PM): no
haustka1506 (8:43:25 PM): relationship
haustka1506 (8:45:09 PM): i'm still concern, because i can't really ignore you or say hi to you whenever i see you around at the school
OperacionHenesey (8:46:13 PM): why would you IGNORE ME?
haustka1506 (8:46:15 PM): fact that you have influenced me a lot last year...
OperacionHenesey (8:46:23 PM): and why couldnt you say hi?
haustka1506 (8:46:35 PM): WHY do you think?
OperacionHenesey (8:46:38 PM): you seem to be the one with the problem here jay
haustka1506 (8:46:50 PM): one, no
haustka1506 (8:47:04 PM): us, i believe
haustka1506 (8:47:23 PM): or we
haustka1506 (8:47:57 PM): hm... we are going circle,,, aren't we
haustka1506 (8:48:01 PM): quite worthless
haustka1506 (8:48:07 PM): don't you think?
OperacionHenesey (8:48:50 PM): i have no idea what youre on about. so yes you do seem to be moving in a circle
OperacionHenesey (8:49:02 PM): what exactly is the problem?
OperacionHenesey (8:49:09 PM): and why is it such a problem for you?
haustka1506 (8:49:11 PM): i know you do know what's going on here
haustka1506 (8:49:56 PM): didn't i talked about, how much you influenced me last year?
haustka1506 (8:50:12 PM): that's bothers me a lot, Daniel
haustka1506 (8:51:40 PM): i don't understand how you can just uncared for what you have done
OperacionHenesey (8:52:41 PM): what have i done????
haustka1506 (8:52:54 PM): i respect almost all things that you have done for me daniel
OperacionHenesey (8:53:02 PM): i influenced you last year? that was bad?
haustka1506 (8:53:18 PM): personally i think it was good
haustka1506 (8:56:04 PM): don't you remember anything you did for me last year? if not...
OperacionHenesey (8:56:55 PM): yes i do
OperacionHenesey (8:57:17 PM): now... i dont remember why thats relevant to how im a 'horrible person' now
haustka1506 (8:57:37 PM): hahaha
haustka1506 (8:57:43 PM): did i said you are HORRIBLE PERSON?
haustka1506 (8:58:54 PM): whole discussion is relevant to our relationship, and i'm giving you choice whether i should end it or not
OperacionHenesey (8:59:05 PM): WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU END IT?
OperacionHenesey (8:59:14 PM): i dont understand
OperacionHenesey (8:59:29 PM): because im not holding your hand every step you take anymore?
haustka1506 (8:59:51 PM): oh, well, i'm extremely upset, that's why
haustka1506 (8:59:57 PM): and you know this for yourself
OperacionHenesey (9:00:17 PM): upset over WHAT
haustka1506 (9:00:32 PM): WHAT... you know WHAT DANIEL
OperacionHenesey (9:00:34 PM): you just keeping talking in circles without knowing where youre going or why
OperacionHenesey (9:00:45 PM): no i dont!
haustka1506 (9:00:56 PM): oh god yes you do
OperacionHenesey (9:00:58 PM): i dont think you do either because you wont say so
haustka1506 (9:01:12 PM): i can do farther than you think, daniel
haustka1506 (9:01:26 PM): i know enough people around me to make things way i want
haustka1506 (9:02:30 PM): but i'm not, and i don't want to do that FOR YOU, Daniel
haustka1506 (9:02:44 PM): other people, i don't care shit about it,
haustka1506 (9:03:19 PM): well, i tracked it down... sorry
OperacionHenesey (9:03:26 PM): what do you mean 'make things way i want'?
OperacionHenesey (9:03:43 PM): i have no idea what youre trying to say im doing or what you do or what your friends do
haustka1506 (9:04:35 PM): oh, so you want to go over what happened last few weeks or month ago?
haustka1506 (9:04:38 PM): i don't think so,,,
OperacionHenesey (9:05:11 PM): umm if that would give me an understanding of what youre talking about than yes
haustka1506 (9:05:51 PM): hm... you sure?
haustka1506 (9:06:23 PM): you might want to reconsider things
haustka1506 (9:06:49 PM): because i know enough informations to support the incident
OperacionHenesey (9:07:31 PM): jay, will you actually speak CLEARLY and not in mystery
haustka1506 (9:07:49 PM): mystery, you are the mystery daniel
haustka1506 (9:08:36 PM): what made you think you are gonna have whole lot of fun by insulting me
haustka1506 (9:09:11 PM): because things changed around you?
OperacionHenesey (9:09:25 PM): what?
OperacionHenesey (9:09:32 PM): when have i insulted you?
haustka1506 (9:09:47 PM): ...
OperacionHenesey (9:09:59 PM): speak the 'infromations' if you have them because i havent given this the wealth of overthought that you seem to have
haustka1506 (9:10:31 PM): everyone was right about you.. even though you are one of my critical friend
haustka1506 (9:10:59 PM): if you keep going circle like this,,,
haustka1506 (9:11:09 PM): i don't want to talk about it...
OperacionHenesey (9:11:46 PM): jay YOURE GOING IN A CIRCLE BECAUSE YOURE NOT SAYING ANYTHING
haustka1506 (9:11:51 PM): do you think there's any ways we can be friendly friend like last year?
haustka1506 (9:12:09 PM): you are right, i'm not saying anything,
haustka1506 (9:12:26 PM): because you know what's ANYTHING that i'm talking about
OperacionHenesey (9:12:46 PM): what do you really want to say. if you cant say everything in 4 sentences then i have nothing else to say
haustka1506 (9:13:03 PM): i would rather not going over it all,
OperacionHenesey (9:13:14 PM): but youre not going over anything
haustka1506 (9:13:18 PM): because 4 sentences wouldn't be enough to cover
OperacionHenesey (9:13:25 PM): you havent said ONE real example of how ive done anything bad
OperacionHenesey (9:13:37 PM): you just speak of phantom problems and what 'other people' have said
haustka1506 (9:13:44 PM): wow
OperacionHenesey (9:13:51 PM): and avoid saying anything real
haustka1506 (9:14:06 PM): didn't i mensioned i Tracked you guys down...
OperacionHenesey (9:14:22 PM): tracked who jay? tracked what?
haustka1506 (9:14:35 PM): colin's cell
OperacionHenesey (9:14:49 PM): i dont know what youre talking about so please actually TELL me
OperacionHenesey (9:14:58 PM): colin's cell?
haustka1506 (9:14:59 PM): ^^
haustka1506 (9:16:24 PM): well, i'm positive that you know what i'm talking about,
haustka1506 (9:16:24 PM): so
OperacionHenesey (9:16:50 PM): jay... fucking tell me what the hell youre talking about
haustka1506 (9:16:51 PM): can we ignore what had happened in pass, and...
OperacionHenesey (9:17:01 PM): i have no idea what HAPPENED IN PASS
OperacionHenesey (9:17:07 PM): because you wont even talk about it
haustka1506 (9:17:13 PM): hm... ok
haustka1506 (9:17:18 PM): then i will go over it
OperacionHenesey (9:17:28 PM): fucking say what the hell youre talking about and stop acting like some mystique
haustka1506 (9:17:45 PM): but do you have another an hour or half an hour to talk?
OperacionHenesey (9:17:48 PM): tracked? tracked down? who are you?
haustka1506 (9:17:57 PM): who am i?
OperacionHenesey (9:18:07 PM): ... how could what you have to say take that long?
OperacionHenesey (9:18:32 PM): if you talk to the point and stop evading what you want to say than ill listen
haustka1506 (9:18:50 PM): thx,
OperacionHenesey (9:18:50 PM): so stop assuming i have any idea about what youre talking about because youre confusing the shit out of me
haustka1506 (9:19:22 PM): ok, but don't say NO about my points that i'm gonna make
haustka1506 (9:19:33 PM): ok?
OperacionHenesey (9:19:36 PM): jay, youre in no position to make demands right now
haustka1506 (9:21:03 PM): i have a uncle who works for police department,,, even though he is not a police but more likely... um... detective i assume
OperacionHenesey (9:21:35 PM): ok...
OperacionHenesey (9:21:51 PM): what does that have to do with us?
haustka1506 (9:21:57 PM): well, what happened was about Stacie Hume, and she wasn't talking to me in first place
haustka1506 (9:22:04 PM): us, good point daniel
OperacionHenesey (9:22:21 PM): stacie hume?
OperacionHenesey (9:22:27 PM): WHAT?
haustka1506 (9:22:35 PM): hm... wow
OperacionHenesey (9:22:45 PM): keep going
haustka1506 (9:23:17 PM): i have no farther explaination to make for you, if you gonna pretend nothing had happened
OperacionHenesey (9:24:22 PM): ummm ok well keep explaining please
haustka1506 (9:24:34 PM): and this would be our the point of no return
haustka1506 (9:24:58 PM): plz daniel... i would not want this, truthfully...
OperacionHenesey (9:25:10 PM): well keep going and ill listen until youre finished
haustka1506 (9:25:57 PM): ok,,, ok
haustka1506 (9:26:45 PM): i was naively fell for the fake stacie hume...
haustka1506 (9:28:02 PM): and i found out it was colin don's cell that you guys called the night when i visit to her house, which i found out it was Kristina Johnson's
haustka1506 (9:28:09 PM): well, my uncle did
haustka1506 (9:29:37 PM): do you still want to pretend, Daniel, this is enough evidence to prove that it was you guys,,,
haustka1506 (9:29:50 PM): and there's more
OperacionHenesey (9:29:54 PM): colin's phone WHEN?
OperacionHenesey (9:30:05 PM): the call to your house?
OperacionHenesey (9:30:20 PM): that one really late at night jay?
haustka1506 (9:31:07 PM): if i'm not mistaken, it was september 10th that you guys called me twice
haustka1506 (9:31:55 PM): hm... so you DO remember what had happened, i assume
OperacionHenesey (9:32:08 PM): i remember what you TOLD me jay
OperacionHenesey (9:32:16 PM): yes i do remmeber that
haustka1506 (9:32:23 PM): thx,
OperacionHenesey (9:32:34 PM): and your uncle said colin's cell phone called your house?
haustka1506 (9:32:53 PM): haha, not really
haustka1506 (9:32:56 PM): one of his worker did
haustka1506 (9:33:44 PM): he's too busy to even talk me about my minor problem
haustka1506 (9:34:10 PM): well?
OperacionHenesey (9:34:36 PM): i dont care who told you... what did they tell you?
OperacionHenesey (9:34:48 PM): they told you that COLIN called your HOUSE?
OperacionHenesey (9:34:52 PM): or what?
haustka1506 (9:35:14 PM): hm... i don't think they know it's COLIN's but
OperacionHenesey (9:36:04 PM): but what????????
haustka1506 (9:36:04 PM): hm... maybe they do.. i don't remember
haustka1506 (9:36:22 PM): i didn't asked that question... oh darn
OperacionHenesey (9:36:34 PM): jay... youre out of control
OperacionHenesey (9:36:45 PM): did they say colin called your HOUSE or NOT?
haustka1506 (9:36:46 PM): oh yes, i am, thx for realizing it now
haustka1506 (9:37:26 PM): i still have the phone number daniel, what do you think?
OperacionHenesey (9:37:47 PM): WHERE IS IT FROM????????
OperacionHenesey (9:37:52 PM): WHERE DID IT CALL???????
OperacionHenesey (9:37:56 PM): WHAT IS THE NUMBER?????????
haustka1506 (9:38:31 PM): wait wait
OperacionHenesey (9:38:36 PM): CAN YOU GIVE ME FACTS PLEASE, THANKS
haustka1506 (9:39:08 PM): i just want to know if you guys... still want to pretend that you guys didn't
haustka1506 (9:39:36 PM): it doens't matter all those info,, because you could talk to one of my uncle's worker about it
OperacionHenesey (9:39:40 PM): jay fucking tell me some facts please instead of shitting all over the place
OperacionHenesey (9:40:04 PM): why would i talk to one of your uncles workers??????
haustka1506 (9:40:11 PM): do you fucking want me to sue this incident?
OperacionHenesey (9:40:16 PM): jay, unless you have some FACTS i cant answer your questions
haustka1506 (9:40:42 PM): i could easily do what it's fair for me.. but i said it's not fair for you guys, so it just ended there
haustka1506 (9:40:54 PM): hm... questions
OperacionHenesey (9:41:09 PM): ok thanks jay but that still leaves the fact that youre not telling me everything
OperacionHenesey (9:41:28 PM): if you tell me everything you know then i can HELP you
OperacionHenesey (9:41:35 PM): and i wouldnt be so confused and mad
OperacionHenesey (9:41:41 PM): im just trying to understand jay
haustka1506 (9:42:02 PM): same here, daniel, same here
haustka1506 (9:42:31 PM): you wouldn't be so confused or mad about this.. i can't not believe you said that
haustka1506 (9:42:44 PM): i truthfully don't,
haustka1506 (9:42:54 PM): think about my position danil
haustka1506 (9:43:01 PM): if you are me, what would you do???
OperacionHenesey (9:43:05 PM): tell me what you KNOW
haustka1506 (9:43:05 PM): just ignore it...
OperacionHenesey (9:43:17 PM): i would tell you what i know instead of going fucking crazy
haustka1506 (9:43:17 PM): that's enough daniel
haustka1506 (9:43:35 PM): i don't want to tell you what they said about it...
OperacionHenesey (9:43:42 PM): WHY!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
OperacionHenesey (9:43:54 PM): youre not making sense
haustka1506 (9:43:57 PM): because i still care about what you have DONE for me
haustka1506 (9:44:06 PM): am i not...
OperacionHenesey (9:44:29 PM): ok jay im going to be very specific here
haustka1506 (9:44:41 PM): specific about?
OperacionHenesey (9:44:41 PM): 1st- what was the actual NUMBER that called you
OperacionHenesey (9:44:52 PM): 2nd- where did that number call
haustka1506 (9:45:30 PM): do you really think i still have possessed the number with me
haustka1506 (9:45:47 PM): i handed over to my uncle,
OperacionHenesey (9:45:50 PM): yes!
OperacionHenesey (9:45:59 PM): then HOW did you know it was colin's!?
haustka1506 (9:46:50 PM): i said i don't know it was colin for sure
haustka1506 (9:47:09 PM): but all i know is it was one of colin's friend's
haustka1506 (9:47:30 PM): oh god damn it... why didn't i ask that question again...
haustka1506 (9:47:48 PM): well, daniel.. i think again, we are going circle
OperacionHenesey (9:47:49 PM): how do you know it was one of colin's friends?
OperacionHenesey (9:47:59 PM): only because youre not answering my questions
haustka1506 (9:48:02 PM): well, again my uncle's worker told me
OperacionHenesey (9:48:25 PM): why would the worker think that?
haustka1506 (9:48:33 PM): think... they track it downn
OperacionHenesey (9:48:45 PM): track it down HOW? to WHAT?
haustka1506 (9:48:56 PM): i don't know, you ask them daniel
OperacionHenesey (9:49:29 PM): are you only assuming that because it was kristina's house that it was colin!? is that the only "evidence" that you have?
haustka1506 (9:50:27 PM): i'm not assuming...
haustka1506 (9:50:38 PM): these are all facts that i'm telling you daniel
OperacionHenesey (9:50:57 PM): no theyre not because you dont understand them or even have them anymore
haustka1506 (9:51:03 PM): i got only one question to ask you daniel
OperacionHenesey (9:51:07 PM): you dont HAVE the nbumber
OperacionHenesey (9:51:15 PM): you dont REMEMBER why you got it or HOW
haustka1506 (9:51:29 PM): ...
OperacionHenesey (9:51:34 PM): and you have only convinced YOURSELF tha you have facts but you dont
haustka1506 (9:52:11 PM): daniel...
OperacionHenesey (9:52:28 PM): so unless you answer my questions jay i wont stand for your facade of arguements
haustka1506 (9:52:52 PM): remember i don't want any harm on you
haustka1506 (9:53:33 PM): again i truthfully don't, that why i don't want to sue this incident
OperacionHenesey (9:53:44 PM): you have nothing to sue ABOUT!
haustka1506 (9:53:47 PM): and my uncle's worker told me it's minor problem for them...
OperacionHenesey (9:53:56 PM): i dont know why youd think you did
OperacionHenesey (9:54:09 PM): then tell me why you could please
haustka1506 (9:54:27 PM): i was out of control,,, that you guys were playing around with me on online
haustka1506 (9:54:41 PM): and insulting by the phone...
OperacionHenesey (9:55:35 PM): but you dont even remember why you think that
OperacionHenesey (9:55:44 PM): you dont KNOW it was colin's phone
OperacionHenesey (9:55:48 PM): you said that yourself
haustka1506 (9:55:53 PM): think that i wanted to sue you and your friends?
haustka1506 (9:56:06 PM): nope i don't
haustka1506 (9:56:28 PM): but i know nordic friends was clearly Colin Don's
OperacionHenesey (9:56:43 PM): ok, HOW do you know that clearly?
haustka1506 (9:57:01 PM): again, they can track those ID down...
haustka1506 (9:57:29 PM): hm... sorry if i don't make sense on wording sentence...
OperacionHenesey (9:57:37 PM): ok, NOW we're getting somewhere
OperacionHenesey (9:58:59 PM): so you think colin pretended to be stacie humes?
haustka1506 (10:00:37 PM): NO
haustka1506 (10:00:47 PM): i don't think he is pretending
haustka1506 (10:01:26 PM): i know by evidence colin was pretending,
OperacionHenesey (10:01:48 PM): jay you just obviously contradicted yourself
haustka1506 (10:01:48 PM): daniel...
OperacionHenesey (10:02:05 PM): haustka1506 (10:00:47 PM): i don't think he is pretending
haustka1506 (10:01:26 PM): i know by evidence colin was pretending,
OperacionHenesey (10:02:13 PM): you dont think and you do?
haustka1506 (10:03:15 PM): i do
haustka1506 (10:03:17 PM): ...
haustka1506 (10:03:21 PM): apparently
OperacionHenesey (10:03:49 PM): then how am i involved in this!?
haustka1506 (10:04:12 PM): how you are... is that even right question?
haustka1506 (10:04:47 PM): i mean you obviously laughing at me when you guys called me on the day Semptember 10th...
OperacionHenesey (10:05:14 PM): OBVIOUSLY?????????????? jay nothing you have said tonight is obvious to anyone but you
haustka1506 (10:05:26 PM): ... god damn it
haustka1506 (10:05:43 PM): my uncle's worker track everything down
OperacionHenesey (10:05:49 PM): did your uncles worker verify that my voice was on the line jay?
OperacionHenesey (10:05:50 PM): hmmm?
haustka1506 (10:05:56 PM): i do not know how where they did it
OperacionHenesey (10:05:58 PM): i wasnt on a phone
haustka1506 (10:06:00 PM): but they know it for sure
OperacionHenesey (10:06:01 PM): and i never called you
OperacionHenesey (10:06:06 PM): or laughed on said phone call
OperacionHenesey (10:07:32 PM): so how can you say i was?
haustka1506 (10:08:02 PM): that you were laughing?
haustka1506 (10:08:20 PM): because it recorded
haustka1506 (10:08:34 PM): and i have heard it for sure
OperacionHenesey (10:08:47 PM): and how would you know who it was?
haustka1506 (10:09:42 PM): sorry for not asking who was actually calling me, but i remember they mensioning they know it's one of my friends
haustka1506 (10:09:47 PM): and how they know,,, i don't know
OperacionHenesey (10:10:03 PM): ok so you have no proof it was me jay, and it wasnt
haustka1506 (10:10:07 PM): they must have these whole system that track every signal
OperacionHenesey (10:10:11 PM): so dont say it was please because i wouldnt do that
haustka1506 (10:10:36 PM): you wouldn't...
haustka1506 (10:11:56 PM): i remember you said something arkward to random person with Alex John's cell phone, and Alex got grounded that night...
OperacionHenesey (10:12:52 PM): jay... youre just acting really paranoid and making conclusions
OperacionHenesey (10:13:09 PM): although you DO have some evidence it sounds you dont know that much
OperacionHenesey (10:13:24 PM): so youre confusing me and confusing yourself and not making sense
haustka1506 (10:13:25 PM): i don't? hm...
OperacionHenesey (10:13:45 PM): so... i have a lot to do and youre not really doing a good job explaining so im going to go
OperacionHenesey (10:13:58 PM): talk to me in person because it should be easier to understand
haustka1506 (10:13:59 PM): yes
haustka1506 (10:14:20 PM): i gtg do my hw too...
haustka1506 (10:14:26 PM): well, i think it's ended
haustka1506 (10:15:05 PM): i don't want to talk about this anymore, because you want some stupid answers and i want our relationship to be friendly again
haustka1506 (10:15:28 PM): so i guess i have to give up that relationship
haustka1506 (10:15:47 PM): sorry if i made you feel worse... i tried not to at the beganning
OperacionHenesey (10:16:02 PM): jay youre acting like psycho so talk to me in person please
OperacionHenesey (10:16:14 PM): and i want only whats REASONABLE
haustka1506 (10:16:17 PM): um.. you know me daniel
OperacionHenesey (10:16:28 PM): ok goodbye
haustka1506 (10:16:35 PM): well, it's over for me
haustka1506 (10:16:42 PM): good bye
OperacionHenesey (8:19:02 PM): hey
OperacionHenesey (8:19:20 PM): im good
OperacionHenesey (8:19:23 PM): how are you doing
haustka1506 (8:20:40 PM): oh god...
haustka1506 (8:21:46 PM): hey daniel,,,
OperacionHenesey (8:22:31 PM): yes?
haustka1506 (8:23:12 PM): quite awkward isn't it?
OperacionHenesey (8:23:33 PM): what?
OperacionHenesey (8:23:52 PM): what are you talking about?
haustka1506 (8:24:06 PM): ah... you probably know, haha
haustka1506 (8:24:51 PM): we haven't talked to each other for while, since last summer
OperacionHenesey (8:25:26 PM): umm thats not true
haustka1506 (8:25:41 PM): it's not? then?
haustka1506 (8:27:19 PM): well, then let me ask you this...
haustka1506 (8:27:46 PM): what made you change so much from last year? hehe because you obvious did
OperacionHenesey (8:28:09 PM): jay... you ask me this every single time i talk to you it seems
OperacionHenesey (8:28:15 PM): and i answer it every time as well
haustka1506 (8:28:23 PM): that you just don't care
OperacionHenesey (8:28:29 PM): no
haustka1506 (8:28:32 PM): ?
OperacionHenesey (8:28:57 PM): everyone is constantly changing and so if youre not around someone for a while they might have become something youre just not familiar with anymore
haustka1506 (8:29:12 PM): yes?
OperacionHenesey (8:29:28 PM): if you or anyone else hasnt changed to meet myself at where i am at now then there isnt really any way to relate
haustka1506 (8:30:06 PM): then i asked you wrong question
OperacionHenesey (8:30:07 PM): the people i am always with change and alter themselves to mirror myself and myself to them. so for people not around me and my friends they dont really recognize who we become
OperacionHenesey (8:31:01 PM): and if you constantly have to ask why ive changed or ask how ive changed then you seem to not have changed at all and dont seem able to relate
OperacionHenesey (8:31:26 PM): couldnt i ask you everytime, "why havent you changed jay?'
OperacionHenesey (8:31:37 PM): "youre just the same as when i knew you before jay"
OperacionHenesey (8:31:58 PM): find fault wherever you want it but for the grace of God go i
OperacionHenesey (8:36:10 PM): ok? so what do you say?
haustka1506 (8:37:26 PM): understandable
haustka1506 (8:39:17 PM): i see, genereal speaking, how things have been a curse to mankind,
haustka1506 (8:40:24 PM): whether it will happen now or later, things will evolve around, way the nature works
haustka1506 (8:41:14 PM): i can't stop you from doing it, but i could warm you, couldn't i?
haustka1506 (8:41:28 PM): warn*
OperacionHenesey (8:42:00 PM): what the hell are you talking about jay?
haustka1506 (8:42:20 PM): just fact,
haustka1506 (8:42:50 PM): i just feel sorry that's all...
OperacionHenesey (8:42:56 PM): you're not making any sense and in fact i dont think you know what youre trying to say
haustka1506 (8:43:07 PM): maybe not,
OperacionHenesey (8:43:07 PM): sorry about what?
OperacionHenesey (8:43:11 PM): yourself?
haustka1506 (8:43:17 PM): no
haustka1506 (8:43:25 PM): relationship
haustka1506 (8:45:09 PM): i'm still concern, because i can't really ignore you or say hi to you whenever i see you around at the school
OperacionHenesey (8:46:13 PM): why would you IGNORE ME?
haustka1506 (8:46:15 PM): fact that you have influenced me a lot last year...
OperacionHenesey (8:46:23 PM): and why couldnt you say hi?
haustka1506 (8:46:35 PM): WHY do you think?
OperacionHenesey (8:46:38 PM): you seem to be the one with the problem here jay
haustka1506 (8:46:50 PM): one, no
haustka1506 (8:47:04 PM): us, i believe
haustka1506 (8:47:23 PM): or we
haustka1506 (8:47:57 PM): hm... we are going circle,,, aren't we
haustka1506 (8:48:01 PM): quite worthless
haustka1506 (8:48:07 PM): don't you think?
OperacionHenesey (8:48:50 PM): i have no idea what youre on about. so yes you do seem to be moving in a circle
OperacionHenesey (8:49:02 PM): what exactly is the problem?
OperacionHenesey (8:49:09 PM): and why is it such a problem for you?
haustka1506 (8:49:11 PM): i know you do know what's going on here
haustka1506 (8:49:56 PM): didn't i talked about, how much you influenced me last year?
haustka1506 (8:50:12 PM): that's bothers me a lot, Daniel
haustka1506 (8:51:40 PM): i don't understand how you can just uncared for what you have done
OperacionHenesey (8:52:41 PM): what have i done????
haustka1506 (8:52:54 PM): i respect almost all things that you have done for me daniel
OperacionHenesey (8:53:02 PM): i influenced you last year? that was bad?
haustka1506 (8:53:18 PM): personally i think it was good
haustka1506 (8:56:04 PM): don't you remember anything you did for me last year? if not...
OperacionHenesey (8:56:55 PM): yes i do
OperacionHenesey (8:57:17 PM): now... i dont remember why thats relevant to how im a 'horrible person' now
haustka1506 (8:57:37 PM): hahaha
haustka1506 (8:57:43 PM): did i said you are HORRIBLE PERSON?
haustka1506 (8:58:54 PM): whole discussion is relevant to our relationship, and i'm giving you choice whether i should end it or not
OperacionHenesey (8:59:05 PM): WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU END IT?
OperacionHenesey (8:59:14 PM): i dont understand
OperacionHenesey (8:59:29 PM): because im not holding your hand every step you take anymore?
haustka1506 (8:59:51 PM): oh, well, i'm extremely upset, that's why
haustka1506 (8:59:57 PM): and you know this for yourself
OperacionHenesey (9:00:17 PM): upset over WHAT
haustka1506 (9:00:32 PM): WHAT... you know WHAT DANIEL
OperacionHenesey (9:00:34 PM): you just keeping talking in circles without knowing where youre going or why
OperacionHenesey (9:00:45 PM): no i dont!
haustka1506 (9:00:56 PM): oh god yes you do
OperacionHenesey (9:00:58 PM): i dont think you do either because you wont say so
haustka1506 (9:01:12 PM): i can do farther than you think, daniel
haustka1506 (9:01:26 PM): i know enough people around me to make things way i want
haustka1506 (9:02:30 PM): but i'm not, and i don't want to do that FOR YOU, Daniel
haustka1506 (9:02:44 PM): other people, i don't care shit about it,
haustka1506 (9:03:19 PM): well, i tracked it down... sorry
OperacionHenesey (9:03:26 PM): what do you mean 'make things way i want'?
OperacionHenesey (9:03:43 PM): i have no idea what youre trying to say im doing or what you do or what your friends do
haustka1506 (9:04:35 PM): oh, so you want to go over what happened last few weeks or month ago?
haustka1506 (9:04:38 PM): i don't think so,,,
OperacionHenesey (9:05:11 PM): umm if that would give me an understanding of what youre talking about than yes
haustka1506 (9:05:51 PM): hm... you sure?
haustka1506 (9:06:23 PM): you might want to reconsider things
haustka1506 (9:06:49 PM): because i know enough informations to support the incident
OperacionHenesey (9:07:31 PM): jay, will you actually speak CLEARLY and not in mystery
haustka1506 (9:07:49 PM): mystery, you are the mystery daniel
haustka1506 (9:08:36 PM): what made you think you are gonna have whole lot of fun by insulting me
haustka1506 (9:09:11 PM): because things changed around you?
OperacionHenesey (9:09:25 PM): what?
OperacionHenesey (9:09:32 PM): when have i insulted you?
haustka1506 (9:09:47 PM): ...
OperacionHenesey (9:09:59 PM): speak the 'infromations' if you have them because i havent given this the wealth of overthought that you seem to have
haustka1506 (9:10:31 PM): everyone was right about you.. even though you are one of my critical friend
haustka1506 (9:10:59 PM): if you keep going circle like this,,,
haustka1506 (9:11:09 PM): i don't want to talk about it...
OperacionHenesey (9:11:46 PM): jay YOURE GOING IN A CIRCLE BECAUSE YOURE NOT SAYING ANYTHING
haustka1506 (9:11:51 PM): do you think there's any ways we can be friendly friend like last year?
haustka1506 (9:12:09 PM): you are right, i'm not saying anything,
haustka1506 (9:12:26 PM): because you know what's ANYTHING that i'm talking about
OperacionHenesey (9:12:46 PM): what do you really want to say. if you cant say everything in 4 sentences then i have nothing else to say
haustka1506 (9:13:03 PM): i would rather not going over it all,
OperacionHenesey (9:13:14 PM): but youre not going over anything
haustka1506 (9:13:18 PM): because 4 sentences wouldn't be enough to cover
OperacionHenesey (9:13:25 PM): you havent said ONE real example of how ive done anything bad
OperacionHenesey (9:13:37 PM): you just speak of phantom problems and what 'other people' have said
haustka1506 (9:13:44 PM): wow
OperacionHenesey (9:13:51 PM): and avoid saying anything real
haustka1506 (9:14:06 PM): didn't i mensioned i Tracked you guys down...
OperacionHenesey (9:14:22 PM): tracked who jay? tracked what?
haustka1506 (9:14:35 PM): colin's cell
OperacionHenesey (9:14:49 PM): i dont know what youre talking about so please actually TELL me
OperacionHenesey (9:14:58 PM): colin's cell?
haustka1506 (9:14:59 PM): ^^
haustka1506 (9:16:24 PM): well, i'm positive that you know what i'm talking about,
haustka1506 (9:16:24 PM): so
OperacionHenesey (9:16:50 PM): jay... fucking tell me what the hell youre talking about
haustka1506 (9:16:51 PM): can we ignore what had happened in pass, and...
OperacionHenesey (9:17:01 PM): i have no idea what HAPPENED IN PASS
OperacionHenesey (9:17:07 PM): because you wont even talk about it
haustka1506 (9:17:13 PM): hm... ok
haustka1506 (9:17:18 PM): then i will go over it
OperacionHenesey (9:17:28 PM): fucking say what the hell youre talking about and stop acting like some mystique
haustka1506 (9:17:45 PM): but do you have another an hour or half an hour to talk?
OperacionHenesey (9:17:48 PM): tracked? tracked down? who are you?
haustka1506 (9:17:57 PM): who am i?
OperacionHenesey (9:18:07 PM): ... how could what you have to say take that long?
OperacionHenesey (9:18:32 PM): if you talk to the point and stop evading what you want to say than ill listen
haustka1506 (9:18:50 PM): thx,
OperacionHenesey (9:18:50 PM): so stop assuming i have any idea about what youre talking about because youre confusing the shit out of me
haustka1506 (9:19:22 PM): ok, but don't say NO about my points that i'm gonna make
haustka1506 (9:19:33 PM): ok?
OperacionHenesey (9:19:36 PM): jay, youre in no position to make demands right now
haustka1506 (9:21:03 PM): i have a uncle who works for police department,,, even though he is not a police but more likely... um... detective i assume
OperacionHenesey (9:21:35 PM): ok...
OperacionHenesey (9:21:51 PM): what does that have to do with us?
haustka1506 (9:21:57 PM): well, what happened was about Stacie Hume, and she wasn't talking to me in first place
haustka1506 (9:22:04 PM): us, good point daniel
OperacionHenesey (9:22:21 PM): stacie hume?
OperacionHenesey (9:22:27 PM): WHAT?
haustka1506 (9:22:35 PM): hm... wow
OperacionHenesey (9:22:45 PM): keep going
haustka1506 (9:23:17 PM): i have no farther explaination to make for you, if you gonna pretend nothing had happened
OperacionHenesey (9:24:22 PM): ummm ok well keep explaining please
haustka1506 (9:24:34 PM): and this would be our the point of no return
haustka1506 (9:24:58 PM): plz daniel... i would not want this, truthfully...
OperacionHenesey (9:25:10 PM): well keep going and ill listen until youre finished
haustka1506 (9:25:57 PM): ok,,, ok
haustka1506 (9:26:45 PM): i was naively fell for the fake stacie hume...
haustka1506 (9:28:02 PM): and i found out it was colin don's cell that you guys called the night when i visit to her house, which i found out it was Kristina Johnson's
haustka1506 (9:28:09 PM): well, my uncle did
haustka1506 (9:29:37 PM): do you still want to pretend, Daniel, this is enough evidence to prove that it was you guys,,,
haustka1506 (9:29:50 PM): and there's more
OperacionHenesey (9:29:54 PM): colin's phone WHEN?
OperacionHenesey (9:30:05 PM): the call to your house?
OperacionHenesey (9:30:20 PM): that one really late at night jay?
haustka1506 (9:31:07 PM): if i'm not mistaken, it was september 10th that you guys called me twice
haustka1506 (9:31:55 PM): hm... so you DO remember what had happened, i assume
OperacionHenesey (9:32:08 PM): i remember what you TOLD me jay
OperacionHenesey (9:32:16 PM): yes i do remmeber that
haustka1506 (9:32:23 PM): thx,
OperacionHenesey (9:32:34 PM): and your uncle said colin's cell phone called your house?
haustka1506 (9:32:53 PM): haha, not really
haustka1506 (9:32:56 PM): one of his worker did
haustka1506 (9:33:44 PM): he's too busy to even talk me about my minor problem
haustka1506 (9:34:10 PM): well?
OperacionHenesey (9:34:36 PM): i dont care who told you... what did they tell you?
OperacionHenesey (9:34:48 PM): they told you that COLIN called your HOUSE?
OperacionHenesey (9:34:52 PM): or what?
haustka1506 (9:35:14 PM): hm... i don't think they know it's COLIN's but
OperacionHenesey (9:36:04 PM): but what????????
haustka1506 (9:36:04 PM): hm... maybe they do.. i don't remember
haustka1506 (9:36:22 PM): i didn't asked that question... oh darn
OperacionHenesey (9:36:34 PM): jay... youre out of control
OperacionHenesey (9:36:45 PM): did they say colin called your HOUSE or NOT?
haustka1506 (9:36:46 PM): oh yes, i am, thx for realizing it now
haustka1506 (9:37:26 PM): i still have the phone number daniel, what do you think?
OperacionHenesey (9:37:47 PM): WHERE IS IT FROM????????
OperacionHenesey (9:37:52 PM): WHERE DID IT CALL???????
OperacionHenesey (9:37:56 PM): WHAT IS THE NUMBER?????????
haustka1506 (9:38:31 PM): wait wait
OperacionHenesey (9:38:36 PM): CAN YOU GIVE ME FACTS PLEASE, THANKS
haustka1506 (9:39:08 PM): i just want to know if you guys... still want to pretend that you guys didn't
haustka1506 (9:39:36 PM): it doens't matter all those info,, because you could talk to one of my uncle's worker about it
OperacionHenesey (9:39:40 PM): jay fucking tell me some facts please instead of shitting all over the place
OperacionHenesey (9:40:04 PM): why would i talk to one of your uncles workers??????
haustka1506 (9:40:11 PM): do you fucking want me to sue this incident?
OperacionHenesey (9:40:16 PM): jay, unless you have some FACTS i cant answer your questions
haustka1506 (9:40:42 PM): i could easily do what it's fair for me.. but i said it's not fair for you guys, so it just ended there
haustka1506 (9:40:54 PM): hm... questions
OperacionHenesey (9:41:09 PM): ok thanks jay but that still leaves the fact that youre not telling me everything
OperacionHenesey (9:41:28 PM): if you tell me everything you know then i can HELP you
OperacionHenesey (9:41:35 PM): and i wouldnt be so confused and mad
OperacionHenesey (9:41:41 PM): im just trying to understand jay
haustka1506 (9:42:02 PM): same here, daniel, same here
haustka1506 (9:42:31 PM): you wouldn't be so confused or mad about this.. i can't not believe you said that
haustka1506 (9:42:44 PM): i truthfully don't,
haustka1506 (9:42:54 PM): think about my position danil
haustka1506 (9:43:01 PM): if you are me, what would you do???
OperacionHenesey (9:43:05 PM): tell me what you KNOW
haustka1506 (9:43:05 PM): just ignore it...
OperacionHenesey (9:43:17 PM): i would tell you what i know instead of going fucking crazy
haustka1506 (9:43:17 PM): that's enough daniel
haustka1506 (9:43:35 PM): i don't want to tell you what they said about it...
OperacionHenesey (9:43:42 PM): WHY!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
OperacionHenesey (9:43:54 PM): youre not making sense
haustka1506 (9:43:57 PM): because i still care about what you have DONE for me
haustka1506 (9:44:06 PM): am i not...
OperacionHenesey (9:44:29 PM): ok jay im going to be very specific here
haustka1506 (9:44:41 PM): specific about?
OperacionHenesey (9:44:41 PM): 1st- what was the actual NUMBER that called you
OperacionHenesey (9:44:52 PM): 2nd- where did that number call
haustka1506 (9:45:30 PM): do you really think i still have possessed the number with me
haustka1506 (9:45:47 PM): i handed over to my uncle,
OperacionHenesey (9:45:50 PM): yes!
OperacionHenesey (9:45:59 PM): then HOW did you know it was colin's!?
haustka1506 (9:46:50 PM): i said i don't know it was colin for sure
haustka1506 (9:47:09 PM): but all i know is it was one of colin's friend's
haustka1506 (9:47:30 PM): oh god damn it... why didn't i ask that question again...
haustka1506 (9:47:48 PM): well, daniel.. i think again, we are going circle
OperacionHenesey (9:47:49 PM): how do you know it was one of colin's friends?
OperacionHenesey (9:47:59 PM): only because youre not answering my questions
haustka1506 (9:48:02 PM): well, again my uncle's worker told me
OperacionHenesey (9:48:25 PM): why would the worker think that?
haustka1506 (9:48:33 PM): think... they track it downn
OperacionHenesey (9:48:45 PM): track it down HOW? to WHAT?
haustka1506 (9:48:56 PM): i don't know, you ask them daniel
OperacionHenesey (9:49:29 PM): are you only assuming that because it was kristina's house that it was colin!? is that the only "evidence" that you have?
haustka1506 (9:50:27 PM): i'm not assuming...
haustka1506 (9:50:38 PM): these are all facts that i'm telling you daniel
OperacionHenesey (9:50:57 PM): no theyre not because you dont understand them or even have them anymore
haustka1506 (9:51:03 PM): i got only one question to ask you daniel
OperacionHenesey (9:51:07 PM): you dont HAVE the nbumber
OperacionHenesey (9:51:15 PM): you dont REMEMBER why you got it or HOW
haustka1506 (9:51:29 PM): ...
OperacionHenesey (9:51:34 PM): and you have only convinced YOURSELF tha you have facts but you dont
haustka1506 (9:52:11 PM): daniel...
OperacionHenesey (9:52:28 PM): so unless you answer my questions jay i wont stand for your facade of arguements
haustka1506 (9:52:52 PM): remember i don't want any harm on you
haustka1506 (9:53:33 PM): again i truthfully don't, that why i don't want to sue this incident
OperacionHenesey (9:53:44 PM): you have nothing to sue ABOUT!
haustka1506 (9:53:47 PM): and my uncle's worker told me it's minor problem for them...
OperacionHenesey (9:53:56 PM): i dont know why youd think you did
OperacionHenesey (9:54:09 PM): then tell me why you could please
haustka1506 (9:54:27 PM): i was out of control,,, that you guys were playing around with me on online
haustka1506 (9:54:41 PM): and insulting by the phone...
OperacionHenesey (9:55:35 PM): but you dont even remember why you think that
OperacionHenesey (9:55:44 PM): you dont KNOW it was colin's phone
OperacionHenesey (9:55:48 PM): you said that yourself
haustka1506 (9:55:53 PM): think that i wanted to sue you and your friends?
haustka1506 (9:56:06 PM): nope i don't
haustka1506 (9:56:28 PM): but i know nordic friends was clearly Colin Don's
OperacionHenesey (9:56:43 PM): ok, HOW do you know that clearly?
haustka1506 (9:57:01 PM): again, they can track those ID down...
haustka1506 (9:57:29 PM): hm... sorry if i don't make sense on wording sentence...
OperacionHenesey (9:57:37 PM): ok, NOW we're getting somewhere
OperacionHenesey (9:58:59 PM): so you think colin pretended to be stacie humes?
haustka1506 (10:00:37 PM): NO
haustka1506 (10:00:47 PM): i don't think he is pretending
haustka1506 (10:01:26 PM): i know by evidence colin was pretending,
OperacionHenesey (10:01:48 PM): jay you just obviously contradicted yourself
haustka1506 (10:01:48 PM): daniel...
OperacionHenesey (10:02:05 PM): haustka1506 (10:00:47 PM): i don't think he is pretending
haustka1506 (10:01:26 PM): i know by evidence colin was pretending,
OperacionHenesey (10:02:13 PM): you dont think and you do?
haustka1506 (10:03:15 PM): i do
haustka1506 (10:03:17 PM): ...
haustka1506 (10:03:21 PM): apparently
OperacionHenesey (10:03:49 PM): then how am i involved in this!?
haustka1506 (10:04:12 PM): how you are... is that even right question?
haustka1506 (10:04:47 PM): i mean you obviously laughing at me when you guys called me on the day Semptember 10th...
OperacionHenesey (10:05:14 PM): OBVIOUSLY?????????????? jay nothing you have said tonight is obvious to anyone but you
haustka1506 (10:05:26 PM): ... god damn it
haustka1506 (10:05:43 PM): my uncle's worker track everything down
OperacionHenesey (10:05:49 PM): did your uncles worker verify that my voice was on the line jay?
OperacionHenesey (10:05:50 PM): hmmm?
haustka1506 (10:05:56 PM): i do not know how where they did it
OperacionHenesey (10:05:58 PM): i wasnt on a phone
haustka1506 (10:06:00 PM): but they know it for sure
OperacionHenesey (10:06:01 PM): and i never called you
OperacionHenesey (10:06:06 PM): or laughed on said phone call
OperacionHenesey (10:07:32 PM): so how can you say i was?
haustka1506 (10:08:02 PM): that you were laughing?
haustka1506 (10:08:20 PM): because it recorded
haustka1506 (10:08:34 PM): and i have heard it for sure
OperacionHenesey (10:08:47 PM): and how would you know who it was?
haustka1506 (10:09:42 PM): sorry for not asking who was actually calling me, but i remember they mensioning they know it's one of my friends
haustka1506 (10:09:47 PM): and how they know,,, i don't know
OperacionHenesey (10:10:03 PM): ok so you have no proof it was me jay, and it wasnt
haustka1506 (10:10:07 PM): they must have these whole system that track every signal
OperacionHenesey (10:10:11 PM): so dont say it was please because i wouldnt do that
haustka1506 (10:10:36 PM): you wouldn't...
haustka1506 (10:11:56 PM): i remember you said something arkward to random person with Alex John's cell phone, and Alex got grounded that night...
OperacionHenesey (10:12:52 PM): jay... youre just acting really paranoid and making conclusions
OperacionHenesey (10:13:09 PM): although you DO have some evidence it sounds you dont know that much
OperacionHenesey (10:13:24 PM): so youre confusing me and confusing yourself and not making sense
haustka1506 (10:13:25 PM): i don't? hm...
OperacionHenesey (10:13:45 PM): so... i have a lot to do and youre not really doing a good job explaining so im going to go
OperacionHenesey (10:13:58 PM): talk to me in person because it should be easier to understand
haustka1506 (10:13:59 PM): yes
haustka1506 (10:14:20 PM): i gtg do my hw too...
haustka1506 (10:14:26 PM): well, i think it's ended
haustka1506 (10:15:05 PM): i don't want to talk about this anymore, because you want some stupid answers and i want our relationship to be friendly again
haustka1506 (10:15:28 PM): so i guess i have to give up that relationship
haustka1506 (10:15:47 PM): sorry if i made you feel worse... i tried not to at the beganning
OperacionHenesey (10:16:02 PM): jay youre acting like psycho so talk to me in person please
OperacionHenesey (10:16:14 PM): and i want only whats REASONABLE
haustka1506 (10:16:17 PM): um.. you know me daniel
OperacionHenesey (10:16:28 PM): ok goodbye
haustka1506 (10:16:35 PM): well, it's over for me
haustka1506 (10:16:42 PM): good bye
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
so many foreign worlds
if you've been fortunate enough to enter the forbidden palace (i.e. the apartment), you've perhaps come into visual contact with "denim menace" that was our slip-covered couch. if you were really fortunate you sat down on the coffee-stained beast, and you may or may not have cringed at the thought of what lay beneath the faded denim epidermis that poorly encased the rest of the connective tissues and wooden skeleton. if you were supremely lucky you and bill cosby went halfsies on a gross (= 144) of strawberry banana "hood-rat vodka" jello shooters and you got to wake up lying in the strong rarms of the blue man group's ex-basement lounge piece.
approximately thirty six days ago i stuck an antler-veneered pocket knife (which i actually found in the humanities garden on campus when conducting an EM-38 survey with my digital archaeology class...) into the foremost part of the couch's arm, the homologue of a human humerus. it so happens that when i pulled the knife out, instead of a steady, tarantinian stream of wood chips and cheap poly filler that one would expect the damn thing actually clotted. the demin-fibrin scab that formed on top of the deep incised wound indicated that my obnoxious, physiological descriptions of the couch were based in "RL", which is the slang that the kids who live in the 'world' use when talking about extra-'world' things. this effing thing is actually alive (i know, right mary shelley?). following this discovery, i took the steps that any perfectly sane would in the same situation, i ate a grilled cheesed sandwich (a perfectly sane food to eat) and schemed. how best to kill the beast? matches? prescription pain pills? oil? in the end i decided that i would use the antler-veneered pocket knife to cut out the heart of the couch, eat the heart, and then bury the empty vessel in an indian grave yard (i know of one in close proximity to gallup, new mexico...a short drive from denver). i could not, however, go forward with the ritual, as tito informed me that he was taking (his) couch with him up to boulder to reside in his new apartment. an argument ensued. as much as i hated the thing, the prospect of having no couch seemed worse than having a denim one. my contention was that having maintained and utilized the couch for the better part of a year i was as much its parent as he was, and he countered by saying, "hey asshole, i own this couch." having completely discredited his argument by calling me an asshole, we had to call in an impartial judge and...yada...yada...yada...i said that i would gratefully take a sawed in half section of the couch and in doing so lost all custody, the judge citing my desire to "...see harm come to the child." fuck it, i don't need a couch, i'll put a chair and a small table in the front of my television (so that when you sit down in the center of the rather large room you'll feel generally like someone who hides the bodies of their family members the walls of his home).
i need a couch. and luckily after using my powers of persuasion i was able to recruit courtney into spending her morning on craigslist, where she promptly found this lovely camelback couch for $75 dollars. the seventy-five dollar price tag was accompanied by two strangely innocuous photographs, showing only a small corner of the couch that was used by the owner's cat as a clawing post. to me this indicated that the couch was either serving as a cat urine sponge in the home of the two owners, or they are just nice, well off and would like a couch in their living room not scarred by the talons of a fell beast. felling optimistic, we rented a u-haul, drove to franktown, and about an hour later discovered that the couch was in almost pristine condition. courtney bought a coffee table from them.
juice by sarah juice by sarah juice by sarah, new couch!
approximately thirty six days ago i stuck an antler-veneered pocket knife (which i actually found in the humanities garden on campus when conducting an EM-38 survey with my digital archaeology class...) into the foremost part of the couch's arm, the homologue of a human humerus. it so happens that when i pulled the knife out, instead of a steady, tarantinian stream of wood chips and cheap poly filler that one would expect the damn thing actually clotted. the demin-fibrin scab that formed on top of the deep incised wound indicated that my obnoxious, physiological descriptions of the couch were based in "RL", which is the slang that the kids who live in the 'world' use when talking about extra-'world' things. this effing thing is actually alive (i know, right mary shelley?). following this discovery, i took the steps that any perfectly sane would in the same situation, i ate a grilled cheesed sandwich (a perfectly sane food to eat) and schemed. how best to kill the beast? matches? prescription pain pills? oil? in the end i decided that i would use the antler-veneered pocket knife to cut out the heart of the couch, eat the heart, and then bury the empty vessel in an indian grave yard (i know of one in close proximity to gallup, new mexico...a short drive from denver). i could not, however, go forward with the ritual, as tito informed me that he was taking (his) couch with him up to boulder to reside in his new apartment. an argument ensued. as much as i hated the thing, the prospect of having no couch seemed worse than having a denim one. my contention was that having maintained and utilized the couch for the better part of a year i was as much its parent as he was, and he countered by saying, "hey asshole, i own this couch." having completely discredited his argument by calling me an asshole, we had to call in an impartial judge and...yada...yada...yada...i said that i would gratefully take a sawed in half section of the couch and in doing so lost all custody, the judge citing my desire to "...see harm come to the child." fuck it, i don't need a couch, i'll put a chair and a small table in the front of my television (so that when you sit down in the center of the rather large room you'll feel generally like someone who hides the bodies of their family members the walls of his home).
i need a couch. and luckily after using my powers of persuasion i was able to recruit courtney into spending her morning on craigslist, where she promptly found this lovely camelback couch for $75 dollars. the seventy-five dollar price tag was accompanied by two strangely innocuous photographs, showing only a small corner of the couch that was used by the owner's cat as a clawing post. to me this indicated that the couch was either serving as a cat urine sponge in the home of the two owners, or they are just nice, well off and would like a couch in their living room not scarred by the talons of a fell beast. felling optimistic, we rented a u-haul, drove to franktown, and about an hour later discovered that the couch was in almost pristine condition. courtney bought a coffee table from them.
juice by sarah juice by sarah juice by sarah, new couch!
Monday, May 18, 2009
the boat times.
i found this lurid police officer crime sketch lingering at the bottom of the "photographs" folder on my desktop. as we close in on the final two weeks, of the last quarter of the year, this sick, dead, "jeffery dahmer-esque (excepting all of the half eaten men in the freezer and hydrochloric acid barrel)" son of a bitch epitomizes how i feel right now...like i'm sixteen feet underwater trying to get my kicks in a homemade asphyxiatory contraption, which handily employs a clear plastic jump suit, a pair of ski boots bolted to a 1x1 meter square of plywood, a hockey mask, chains, a twenty-three dollar yellow plastic boat from walmart, silicone tubing, and finally the jury-rigged floating red plastic gas container. when i wake up in the morning i feel like i can’t breathe, much like this man couldn’t in his final moments (not due to the whole act of sexual asphyxia, but rather the inherent flaw in the design of his "sexy-times lake boat penile codpiece device"…the one-way breathing tube). yeah, that’s how it feels. i can only hope that when the police find my bloated, homogenized body that the small lake fish won’t yet have pecked my lips/ears off, and also that significant shrinkage hasn’t occurred, thus sparing me post-mortem embarrassment in case the morgue employee on duty is the foxy vice-direhcteur sphortif of the women’s colavita cycling team.
unlikely, yes, but i did once fall into a sand pit on a beach right across the street from the pua’kei deli where i was immediately transported to midtown manhattan, but not the manhattan as we know it today but to some alternate dimension manhattan, where in 1997 it had been walled off and turned into a high security prison ruled by imprisoned warlords and methamphetamine addicts. after something like that happens to you it sort of shakes up the notion of implausibility. it also makes you realize that your calf tattoo with the lizards wrapped around a 52-toothed chain ring probably will make you someone's bitch if you end up in real prison. that's why i decided to put a big skull around the whole thing, and a cobra that is coming out of the eyes of the skull and eating one of the lizards...who is now wielding a small butterfly knife, and putting up a decent fight until he realizes it's a spitting cobra and he isn't wearing his oakley m-frames. cool sketch, eh.
i tend to be one of those people who will use tai chi and other asian herbal remedies to exorcise stress from my body periodically, however, stress evasion can only last so long before there’s no amount of five pagodas powder in the world to keep it at bay.
at this moment i’ve reached the tipping point, i’ve strayed but a little and fallen off the edge of the eleven-forged knife. although i’ve admittedly never tried asphyxiating myself in a crude, sexual manner it’s possible that it could be a great way to get rid of unwanted stress, brain cells, and dignity. kind of a convoluted way to ‘unwind’ in my opinion, i prefer the “old fashioned” way. a sugar cube, two dashes of bitters, a teaspoon of maraschino cherry syrup, three ounces of classy, expensive bourbon, club soda, ice, and a twist of tangelo rind. …and speaking of underground 1920’s drinking establishments i recently celebrated my twenty first birthday, belatedly, in a fashion befitting a true sorority girl. all of the necessary elements were present in their necessary ratios, much like how you need one carbon molecule, four hydrogens, and an oxygen in the right arrangement to create methanol, a simple chemical compound that will turn you into a miserable, dying version of ray charles, which is to say ray charles during the ‘heroine phase’. 
there were blue and red jello shots, lots of other drunk guys, red bull, mystery booze carbonated punch, cake, and the crux of it all…projectile vomit, which obviously presented itself later in the evening. as a former child star (see “ke huy kwan”, “the goonies”, or “indiana jones” on imdb) i know what it’s like to wake up in a pool of one’s own vomit, but i won’t lie even after waking up the morning after splitting three bottles of strawberry boone’s farm with feldman, i’ve never felt like this. it was almost as if for one night i became fully asian, and fully incapable of metabolizing alcohol, and fully lacking any acetylaldehyde dehydrogenase molecules. right around twelve i became aware of my…impairment, shortly thereafter i sprayed devyn’s toilet bowl, the floor, and the lower parts of my black pants with what looked like a bowl of acidic-smelling beef ramen soup, sans the noodles, but with the reconstituted multi-colored vegetables. i was promptly put into bed, to awake promptly six hours later (vomit again) and ride home on a boosted white bicycle. the apartment that ted and i will be living in next year was unlocked, covered in butter (?) and saltines, and reeking of jello. nobody was home, and i choked down a piece of bread, took a shower, brushed my teeth with a steel wool toothbrush (that i had lying around from my days on the 4H circuit) several times, and then took off (sober) in my car to pick up kiddos for our archaeology field trip. i ended up having to pick up some generic pepto-bismol in boulder, on our way up to sunshine canyon, which in retrospect was a mistake because it only made my vomit look all the more bizarre, and perhaps effeminate, to the rest of the class when i lost it in front of them. later that night, when all of our survey and excavation was complete it became less bizarre to everyone (professor included) as i recounted the misfortuitous events of the evening prior…
thank you ted, eric, rabah, and anonymous.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
...a lugubrious droll...
this blog is not dead, just in hibernation like mount saint helens (who one day will awake from her slumber and belch plumes of noxious, pyroclastic death, which she will irradiate the pacific northwest with. she'll pummel them with pumice, and when the recovery is over they'll stick it back to her when cleaning the calcium deposits off the edges of their pools, wearing european water suits...and such will be this blog. it's going to hit you like a charlie mingus/ella fitzgerald/nickleback jazz-rock fusion ensemble, sir. you be ready for that day because it's coming).
realistically, i have decided that since i don't have time right now (at the end of winter quarter) to start updating again it only seems rational to participate in something i once described as "representing the downfall of american society"...as if there weren't enough of those already (e.g. the third hour of the today show, sweatpants, people who don't like jazz, and the economy). i am temporarily moving over here...
http://twitter.com/HowardTJMoon ...tell your friends.
other people who should tweet with me (twss): eric moore, tito, kyle d'auria, ben quinn, professor conyers, and there are probably loads more.
...it doesn't contribute to the degradation of society if we ALL do it.
today i turn in a load of final assignments, but i'm not too worried about it after reading about ted's day, i don't think i would be possible for things to get effed worse than that.
realistically, i have decided that since i don't have time right now (at the end of winter quarter) to start updating again it only seems rational to participate in something i once described as "representing the downfall of american society"...as if there weren't enough of those already (e.g. the third hour of the today show, sweatpants, people who don't like jazz, and the economy). i am temporarily moving over here...
http://twitter.com/HowardTJMoon ...tell your friends.
other people who should tweet with me (twss): eric moore, tito, kyle d'auria, ben quinn, professor conyers, and there are probably loads more.
...it doesn't contribute to the degradation of society if we ALL do it.
today i turn in a load of final assignments, but i'm not too worried about it after reading about ted's day, i don't think i would be possible for things to get effed worse than that.
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