on the auction block...
*one rare red male beta fish named "aubrey". the fish lives in a french press alongside a faux hyacinth and some glass marbles. included will be food, an antiquated-looking roman pillar, and water conditioner. selling because fish lied about its sex. PRICE: $30
*one cycleops fluid^2 trainer. barely used. i bought a set of rollers and put these in the crawl space. i love my crawl space. the trainer is about two years old, but very new looking. PRICE: $140
*one plastic bag of about 300 g of crystallized cane sugar ginger. i bought this stuff from sunflower a few months back and now am tired of eating it. fun to drop to the bottom of a glass of hot tea. my loss is your gain. PRICE: $2
*one pair of white oakley razor blades. used, but still in fabulous condition. i take care of my things and keep them pristine. if you know me, you know this to be true. these shades are no exception. they have been discontinued as well, so you know, they're probably hard to find. PRICE: $50
*one pair neon green crocs. i bought these honeys last year to shower in (freshman communal bathroom shower floor = urine, fecal coliform, semen, seawomen, feces, poop, pee, dead skin cells, etcetera.) and no longer need them. i wore these in the nude, if that changes anything. PRICE: $5
*one set of PVC cyclocross barriers. used to belong to corey carlson. real cheap. PRICE: €20
*handle bar tape scaps. two colors: red and white. you know, the scraps that you get when you re-wrap your bars and cut the tape to fit. PRICE: $1
*CONFLICT SOCKS. one pair. one sock has a U.S. flag, the other is MEXICO. new, but washed once. i'm pretty sure these cannot be bought. "conflict" refers to pending battle with us & mexico PRICE: $11
*one WORK OF ART. you are pretty much commissioning me to draw you something. i have all sorts of paper, pencils, and charcoal in my room. this will be one of a kind. PRICE: $10 (priceless)
