i moved in to a new apartment with "tito" (taylor), a genetically modified human from the future who lives sometimes in brekenridge, colorado. "oh, yeah my friend races for this team garmin-chipotle that finished fourth at the tour de france and you know its no big deal sometimes i train with him and jonathan vaugters, but um you know its like they pay him to ride for them but its not a big deal..."
i started taking classes in the disciplines of archaeology, human nature, art history, and electro-jazz funk.
the japanese stole my idea for an elevator to space. i recently discovered that this is popular science's idea.
i visited the freemasons temple with eric moore and found nicholas cage hiding in the catacombs.
i received a new cyclocross bike after my old one was whored out to some serial killing berk by ben quinn.
i raced my new cyclocross bike.
i went to see sigur ros play...
...with that asshole ben quinn.
i drew some pictures.
this is why you should not try to run a marathon and generally why running is "dumb".
