"my uncle the detective: part II"

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nordic friends: you fucking dick
nordic friends: where the fuck where you
nordic friends: I stayed up all night for you
nordic friends: you scared to talk to me?
nordic friends: c'mon pussy shit, I wanted your dick in THIS HOT SHIT, and you pussied out
nordic friends: you ain't worth mah time.
nordic friends: DAMN IT FAGGOT
nordic friends: LOOK -
nordic friends: I''ve never been so attracted to someone before
nordic friends: and I just wanted to get to know you
nordic friends: will you talk to me please, PLEASE!
nordic friends: its tearing me apart.
haustka1506: same here,
nordic friends: why didn't you come on saturday!?
haustka1506: sure,, why don't we talk to each other AT SCHOOL
haustka1506: not here
haustka1506: brb
nordic friends: WHAT ARE YOU MAD AT?
nordic friends: ITS YOU WHO DIDN'T SHOW UP!
haustka1506: BRB
nordic friends: WHY DIDN'T YOU COME ON SATURDAY
haustka1506: we wouldn't discuss that here.
nordic friends: shine your light now, this time its got to be good jay, get it right now, oh yeah, cause you're in hollywood.
haustka1506: i wouldn't tell you what happened,, but it's not very unpleasant
nordic friends: jay, you stood me up
nordic friends: WHY?
nordic friends: I've got my top off and it feels so good
nordic friends: and I want you to know me that way
haustka1506: i will explain at school ok
nordic friends: why won't you talk to me now jay
nordic friends: I want answers
nordic friends: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm so stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid
nordic friends: cause I used to live
nordic friends: in a fuzzy dream.
nordic friends: I want answers
haustka1506: we will meet tomorrow about this, or i wouldn't talk to u ok?
haustka1506: and i'm quite serious
haustka1506: i really am... i'm mad at you right now
haustka1506: so let's talk through this at school
nordic friends: who the fuck do you think you are
nordic friends: you're ugly to everyone but me, stupid, annoying, irritation, and you act like a GAY BOY, but I am in love with you
nordic friends: and you think you're good enough to say no to me?
nordic friends: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
haustka1506: ...
nordic friends: SHOULDN'T YOU WORSHIP THIS PUSSY?
haustka1506: BRB
nordic friends: JAY
nordic friends: TALK TO ME
nordic friends: YOU WANT TO TALK IN PERSON?!?
nordic friends: bullshit
nordic friends: you told me when the SATS were over
nordic friends: THEN I COULD TALK TO YOU IN PERSON
haustka1506: well, let's meet each other tomorrow
haustka1506: um... when do you have free period?
nordic friends: WHY DO YOU GET TO "MEET WITH ME" when you want to
nordic friends: but we can't have a relationship
nordic friends: YOU CAN TALK TO ME HERE AND NOW
haustka1506: i am...
nordic friends: OR YOU CAN BE A VIRGIN UNTIL YOU'RE 27
haustka1506: i need to confront you to trust you, that's all
nordic friends: why can't you trust this shit here and now
haustka1506: because i have already tricked by it
nordic friends: TRICKED?
haustka1506: no discussion about it....
nordic friends: YOU TRICKED ME FAG
haustka1506: no discussion plz
nordic friends: ABOUT YOU DITCHING ME ON SATURDAY?
nordic friends: THANK GOD I HAD MY VIBRATOR
haustka1506: i gtg soon
nordic friends: SHOULD I CHANGE MY NAME JAY?
haustka1506: so tell me when you have free period
nordic friends: SHOULD I LOSE SOME WEIGHT?
haustka1506: when DO YOU HAVE FREE?
nordic friends: I TRIED TO BE A BOY, TRIED TO BE A GIRL, TRIED TO BE THE BEST, FUCK IT!
haustka1506: ?
nordic friends: YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT INTO ME
haustka1506: tell me when you have free period and we will discuss about it
nordic friends: I GOT A LAWYER AND A MANAGER AND A TRAINER AND A BUTLER AND A BODYGUARD OR FIVE
nordic friends: I'm just living out the american dream
nordic friends: and I JUST realised that nothing is what it seems
haustka1506: same here
nordic friends: WHY DIDN'T YOU COME ON SATURDAY
haustka1506: we wouldn't discuss that here.
haustka1506: i wouldn't tell you what happened,, but it's not very unpleasant
nordic friends: jay, you stood me up
nordic friends: WHY?
haustka1506: well, can i confront you plz?
nordic friends: Jay, I wake up thinking about you
nordic friends: and you tell me I can't date you
nordic friends: or talk to you at school
nordic friends: then you don't come over when you said you would
nordic friends: and suddenly you want to talk to me in person
nordic friends: fuuuck no
haustka1506: i did not say i can't date you
nordic friends: yes
nordic friends: you said I can not talk to you at school until end of year
haustka1506: ?
haustka1506: that's when i said i don't like you anymore
haustka1506: but i do like you still, but i'm mad at you about saturday night
haustka1506: so i would like to talk it over at school
haustka1506: plz
haustka1506: or we really can't... go out each other,, i'm really really sorry
haustka1506: plz?
haustka1506: plz...
nordic friends: why should I talk to you in person
nordic friends: if you don't want to date
haustka1506: well, let's see
haustka1506: so you want to discuss about saturdays night
haustka1506: right?
nordic friends: yes
nordic friends: why didn't you come over
haustka1506: ok
haustka1506: i did went over to your house
haustka1506: and nobody was answering
nordic friends: WHAT
haustka1506: so i knocked on your door for HALF an hour, and.. i had to leave
nordic friends: WHAT
nordic friends: BOTH ME AND SHOVEL FACE WERE THERE
nordic friends: HOW DID WE NOT HEAR YOU
nordic friends: BULL SHIT
nordic friends: you just didn't come
haustka1506: we???
haustka1506: what are you talking about we?
haustka1506: i thought you are the only person who stayed in your hosue
haustka1506: ok, what's your address again?
nordic friends: that ugly sus arrived at like 12 30
haustka1506: sus?
haustka1506: sis?
haustka1506: ok
haustka1506: ok
haustka1506: what's your address though?
haustka1506: omg
nordic friends: 1581 E placiat lupita
nordic friends: why didn't you come
nordic friends: to the right address
nordic friends: WELL
nordic friends: I WAS WAITING FOR YOU
nordic friends: AND DIDN'T HEAR IT
nordic friends: did you ring the doorbell?
haustka1506: how come your bell didn't work?
haustka1506: yes like thousand times
nordic friends: well, I didn't hear it
nordic friends: and thats unbeliveable
haustka1506: same here
haustka1506: what's phone number again?
nordic friends: 661 803 3823
haustka1506: pl
haustka1506: ok
nordic friends: its my old aunt's cell phone
nordic friends: I got it when she died
haustka1506: can i call you right now?
nordic friends: yes.
--------CALLS KYLE------
nordic friends: I'm gonna fake an accent
nordic friends: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nordic friends: so drunk and so fun!
-----CONVERSATION WITH ME-----
nordic friends (10:18:45 AM): fuck
nordic friends (10:18:50 AM): CAN I PULL THIS OFF?
OperacionHenesey (10:18:51 AM): be ready
OperacionHenesey (10:18:59 AM): try really hard to do stacy kim
OperacionHenesey (10:19:01 AM): STACY!
OperacionHenesey (10:19:10 AM): but stacie doesnt have a korean accent
OperacionHenesey (10:19:10 AM): shit
OperacionHenesey (10:19:15 AM): just sound annoying
nordic friends (10:19:21 AM): FUCK
nordic friends (10:19:27 AM): um
OperacionHenesey (10:19:30 AM): annoying valley girl
OperacionHenesey (10:19:47 AM): tell him to hold and 3 way call me
OperacionHenesey (10:19:48 AM): ok?
OperacionHenesey (10:19:53 AM): wait dont
OperacionHenesey (10:19:56 AM): hed hear the ring
nordic friends (10:20:00 AM): omg
nordic friends (10:20:09 AM): OMG
nordic friends (10:20:13 AM): this is horrible
nordic friends (10:20:18 AM): "is that stacee?
nordic friends (10:20:23 AM): you sound like man!
OperacionHenesey (10:20:28 AM): hahahaha
nordic friends (10:21:19 AM): omg gold
OperacionHenesey (10:21:55 AM): what?
nordic friends (10:22:57 AM): fuck
OperacionHenesey (10:23:15 AM): oh no
nordic friends (10:23:25 AM): fuck!!!!!!!!
OperacionHenesey (10:23:41 AM): WHAAAAAAT?
OperacionHenesey (10:24:38 AM): pull out
OperacionHenesey (10:24:42 AM): the phone is dying
OperacionHenesey (10:24:48 AM): talk online
nordic friends (10:25:28 AM): oh fuck
OperacionHenesey (10:27:35 AM): kyle this conversation has gone on far too long PULL OUT
nordic friends (10:27:37 AM): i'm fake crying
OperacionHenesey (10:27:41 AM): hahaha
OperacionHenesey (10:27:55 AM): DO I HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME?
OperacionHenesey (10:27:59 AM): WILL IT GET ME FAR?
OperacionHenesey (10:28:04 AM): SHOULD I LOSE SOME WEIGHT?
OperacionHenesey (10:28:08 AM): AM I GONNA BE A STAR?
OperacionHenesey (10:28:27 AM): BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! BLEEEEEEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH BLEEEEEEEEEH!
OperacionHenesey (10:29:53 AM): im so fucking curious
nordic friends (10:30:00 AM): GO GET THE HOUSE PHONE
OperacionHenesey (10:30:05 AM): i have it
nordic friends (10:30:09 AM): HOT SHIT HERE
OperacionHenesey (10:33:18 AM): im so scared for you
OperacionHenesey (10:33:31 AM): how the hell has the conversation gone on this long?